Yeah, this just came to me and I was wondering if you would like to design your own fortress.
Not actually draw it but just describe it. You would get to control the landscape around it, the walls, the turrets, how the forces will be assembled, etc.
Of course, I'm thinking like the Middle Ages too. I thought that this might be fun to do.
Mine would probably have a huge neon sign that says "Mufasa's house of horrible sodomy!"
Why would anyone even want to knock that down?
Originally posted by EvilMufasa@Feb 13 2005, 09:41 AM
Mine would probably have a huge neon sign that says "Mufasa's house of horrible sodomy!"
Why would anyone even want to knock that down?
Are you kidding? That would have the religious right on you like stink on a hippy.
I don't see much point to just describing a fortress, as they're all going to sound essentially the same. >_>
This menace must be stopped! Defend the Core at all costs!
Fine, if you guys really want to draw it then draw it.
I would have my own Pyramid of Power (Aztec style), complete with advanced EMP shielding, rail guns, full flight capabilities, enough missiles to blow up half a hemisphere, a personal war room complete with holo-projectors... your standard flying fortress of doom, only without a self-destruct.
Good, bad, I'm the mod with the gun.
Originally posted by Kaiox20@Feb 13 2005, 10:07 AM
Yeah, this just came to me and I was wondering if you would like to design your own fortress.
Not actually draw it but just describe it. You would get to control the landscape around it, the walls, the turrets, how the forces will be assembled, etc.
<span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>Of course, I'm thinking like the Middle Ages too</span></span>. I thought that this might be fun to do.
Um, BMZ, did you not read the first post?
There's no real point reading your posts, Kaiox, you don't seem to make any sort of sense.
This thread needs less hi-jacking. Whether you thought it was innovative or not, the guy proposed designing your own fort. He didn't say you had to make an MS Paint of it, but that didn't mean you couldn't. It's not like he came out and said "DON'T MAKE ANY PICTURES OF YOUR FORT." I doubt many of you would have done it had he asked anyway, seeing as noone has done so yet. If you don't like the way the thread was made or thought it was worded weird, fine. That's still no reason to side-track the thread with "This is pointless" or "This makes no sense."
Seeing how your begging me to do a picture, Jacket
I got Paint out and produced:
<span style='font-family:Impact'><span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:purple'>CASTLE FREDBEZ
</span></span></span>
My castle has:
-Windows
Wow, I see you went for a Gaudi styled look, Fred. 
Originally posted by FredBez@Feb 13 2005, 01:30 PM
Seeing how your begging me to do a picture, Jacket
I got Paint out and produced:
<span style='font-family:Impact'><span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:purple'>CASTLE FREDBEZ
</span></span></span>
My castle has:
-Windows
I don't see any windows, but are those plus signs supposed to be one?
CASTLE FREDBEZ
...has fallen.
It is now Castle Freedom!
Nah, Castle Inq. It sounds better this way.
True, all of my golliwogs died in battle, but it's a very very small price to pay for my success.*
Looks like my castle is now the best.
The castle already looks much better. My kingdom will be a utopia!
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>* For anyone who finds this offensive, it is not meant as an attack, just friendly banter. :)</span>
Inq, you made me laugh.
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO INQ?!
Only Marmalade Sourage of Gollywog Can save Castle FredBez
A MADMANS Utopia will never come to pass!
Only Marmalade Sourage of Gollywog Can save Castle FredBez!
Ih, do what you have to. 
I've already totalled your castle.
Well unlike all you weak and pathetic mortals, I already have my own fortress. I just took a picture of it while flying over head in my invisible jet.
Only Kaiox can save the day from total chaos!
Stage One of the Operation:
Stage Two of the OPeration:
Stage Three of the OPeration
And here is my perfect utopia - exactly as I imagined. (I'm the one in the black armour - my skin is a pastey white underneath)
Why the hell did you put Sauron's tower in the backround?
and where is your lightsaber that Darth VAder uses?
Actually, seeing Sauron's tower made me literally laugh out loud, quite loud in fact. =)
Oh, and this is what I did to your fortress BBJ
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, and this is what I did to your fortress BBJ...MUAHAHAHAHAHA
So much for DEFCON. That's what you get when you cut back on millitary funding, Barry.
ugh your missle could NOT get passed my defenses
Each soldier is fully equipped with this:
Well those weren't missles.
They were Jacket beams. and noting can beat Jacket beams
Yea but all soldiers were also equipped with anti-Jacket jackets.
Ah but because you didn't specify thepurpose of the anti jacket jackets, and your palace is still completely demolished.
This is too great to not be in the spam hut. Moved for stupidity/hilarity.
Castle HasselHoff!
Dude, you need more redeemers on that keep Mufasa.
Really? I thought Mr. Bean might add in that extra kick.
You guys fucking suck. I started preparing my post about an hour ago and I worked on the drawings and everything... and when I finally post, the thread is in the fucking spamhut?
Do you feel dirty, omen? :holy:
Originally posted by The Omen@Feb 13 2005, 03:28 PM
You guys fucking suck. I started preparing my post about an hour ago and I worked on the drawings and everything... and when I finally post, the thread is in the fucking spamhut?
Fuck yes?
Originally posted by Kaiox20@Feb 13 2005, 02:37 PM
I don't see any windows, but are those plus signs supposed to be one?
Loopholes.
Hey Kaiox, like castle building? Get the game called "Stronghold".
<span style='font-size:9pt;line-height:100%'>Sylvandell Castle</span>
<span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'>Ruled by King Kevesque IV</span>
Map
And now the fun part...
THE SCREENSHOTS!
Castle Inq
...has fallen!
It is now called "Empty Wasteland"!
I posted it anyways 
My fortress can kick your fortress' ass. >:[
This menace must be stopped! Defend the Core at all costs!
Looking back, I should have named it "CasselHoff"
Originally posted by The Patryn@Feb 13 2005, 04:39 PM
My fortress can kick your fortress' ass. >:[
don't work
edit: nevermind
Omen, your castle sucks. Feel the awesome prowess, that is... CASTLE SHIGGOIS DU SOL.
Originally posted by Shiguru Wazzat@Feb 13 2005, 04:50 PM
Omen, your castle sucks. Feel the awesome prowess, that is... CASTLE SHIGGOIS DU SOL.
Of course, I started working on it before Magi moved the thread here. 8( what a waste of time 
Too bad Jakey:
:cool:
Nemo I love you
Wow. This thread would appear to have exploded completely.
Originally posted by Kaiox20@Feb 13 2005, 04:58 PM
Too bad Jakey:
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THERE IS NO LAZER NUKE TECHNOLOGY IN TEH STEAMPUNK AGE!!!1 you lose.
Look, If you can have a castle floating in midair, I don't see how I can't have any lasers.
Because it's floating with magic. Duh.
This menace must be stopped! Defend the Core at all costs!
Dude, shigs castle is awesoem for its nekkid lady person.
Originally posted by Magi@Feb 13 2005, 07:20 PM
Dude, shigs castle is awesoem for its nekkid lady person.
There is five times as much ugly as there is nekkid in that fort.
This menace must be stopped! Defend the Core at all costs!
Originally posted by The Patryn@Feb 13 2005, 08:21 PM
There is five times as much ugly as there is nekkid in that fort.
you're just gel-lousousous
What would be the point if you can't draw it?
* Turrets
* Towers
* Battlements
* Cannon holes
* Thin windows for archers
* Moat
* Thick walls (Moats are much more effective so both is even better)
* Built on a big cliff so that an attack is virtually impossible
* One big tower to spot enemies from afar
* Ridges on the pathways to assist in rolling up cannonballs
* Drawbridge
* Chapel at the top, why not? Most castles/forts did.
* Pots and pans holes for dumping objects and boiling water.
* Spires
Pretty much the usual stuff.
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