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Originally posted by The Patryn@Feb 13 2005, 08:30 PM
Because it's floating with magic. Duh.

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Just getting back to Inquisitors post from yesterday, Golliwogs? Replaced with white soldiers? Pasty white underneath the black armour.

Sounds a bit dodgy.

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My fort is better than ALL of yours!!!

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Oh that sucks

DAMN YOU FORUM SYSTEM!!!

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... actually I agree with Omen, I'm going to produce a very nice castle and whine about it later being in the spam hut.

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Originally posted by The Patryn@Feb 14 2005, 03:21 AM
There is five times as much ugly as there is nekkid in that fort.

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It may be ugly... but it's nekkid ugly.

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... Can I come in your fort Shig?

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Originally posted by Patryn
ecause it's floating with magic. Duh.
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So magic makes it float. then they aren't lasers anymore, they are anti-Jakey's fort thingie missles.

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Missles also = anachronism. You lose. Oh Noes!

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If magic exists, so can an anachronism.

THE TIME HAS COME...!!!
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She speaks the truth.

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Originally posted by The Patryn@Feb 14 2005, 08:29 PM
Missles also = anachronism. You lose. Oh Noes!

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Heart

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5ug4r i5 5w337
If U'd b3 m1n3
I'd f33l pr377y 1337.

So um, if you insist on launching objects at my floating mountain, i'll just let you know you've only knocked off a chunk of rock and it now heads for you. Enjoy what few seconds you have left to live. Laugh

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Originally posted by CherryCrack@Feb 14 2005, 07:20 PM
If magic exists, so can an anachronism.

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Shut up, shut up, shut UP. Magic does exist. :'[

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LIKE UR DAAAAD

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LIKE UR DAAAAD x2, QUOTED FOR EMPHASIS

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my dad is dead

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Originally posted by Blue Barry Jam@Feb 14 2005, 09:56 PM
my dad is dead

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You're not allowed to say that when it's true, because we can't make fun of you. Blush

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ZING!

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Originally posted by PATRYN

Shut up, shut up, shut UP. Magic does exist. :'[

Then if Magic doesn't exist, Jakey's fort can't float, so it falls crashing to the ground. I win

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...

Cherrycrack is a she?

I thought "she" was just blakeman on a different account.

...

or an alter-ego or something......


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Wait...

Blakeman is a he...?

I thought it was Sharkie on another account...

Magic does exist, consult your fucking D&D Manual, losers.

http://rpg-town.com/forums/index.php

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Originally posted by Rpgmikel@Feb 14 2005, 11:10 PM
... Can I come in your fort Shig?

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You can come in me :cool:

Kaoix, it's suspended above the ground with peasants and people like you. You can't see them because it's a bit foggy where they are on the image.

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Originally posted by Kaiox20+Feb 15 2005, 01:32 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Kaiox20 @ Feb 15 2005, 01:32 AM)[/CENTER]

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<!--QuoteBegin-PATRYN



Shut up, shut up, shut UP. Magic does exist. :'[

Then if Magic doesn't exist, Jakey's fort can't float, so it falls crashing to the ground. I win

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[/b]

Did I mis-read something, or did you?

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Well now that I'm in Shig's Fort of Eternal Nudity...

I'm going to give Shiggy my Bobble-Head army and squad of Combat Ninja Ducks to help him on our secret raid to destroy all your forts. Then we will make a fast-food chain... It will be McDonald's ALL OVER AGAIN!

wait... I wasn't supposed to tell them was I Shig?

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Originally posted by Maxy@Feb 13 2005, 05:38 PM
There's no real point reading your posts, Kaiox, you don't seem to make any sort of sense.

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Originally posted by Rpgmikel@Feb 20 2005, 12:34 AM
Well now that I'm in Shig's Fort of Eternal Nudity...

I'm going to give Shiggy my Bobble-Head army and squad of Combat Ninja Ducks to help him on our secret raid to destroy all your forts. Then we will make a fast-food chain... It will be McDonald's ALL OVER AGAIN!

wait... I wasn't supposed to tell them was I Shig?

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But you can't destroy me. because I've got massive laser cannons that can destroy everything. You can never destroy me!!!!

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I knew I should have locke this because my fortress is ultimat strengt b/c it is forftified with LUNIX!1

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m3h. Wh473v3r. I 4m t3h 1337.

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Originally posted by zumbum@Feb 20 2005, 08:22 AM
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Originally posted by Kaiox20@Feb 21 2005, 01:29 AM
But you can't destroy me. because I've got massive laser cannons that can destroy everything. You can never destroy me!!!!

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Laser canoons +2?

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Ouc. I declare victoly then. :lock:

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Actually...you all lose...because none of you installed bio hazard control systems and I flooded all your bases with small pox, anthrax, SARS, plague-bearing fleas, and ebola.

Check and mate.

Good day, Gentlemen.

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Least we don';t have cooties

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It's ok, I painted Shig's fort with anti-OldSkoolRPGer's-attacks so that nothing you do can hurt us... although anyone else can hurt us.

Oh and Jakey, you can declare it... but you didn't declare correctly Sticking Out Tongue.

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Only losers say that.

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You're just jealous.

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SHUT UP!

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Pshaw. Everyone knows Janet Jackson is immune to biological warfare.

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... biological warfare? That's not fare! I want to have a fare!

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Originally posted by The Patryn@Feb 22 2005, 01:02 AM
Pshaw. Everyone knows Janet Jackson is immune to biological warfare.

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No dude you're thinking of cocroaches.

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Originally posted by zumbum@Feb 22 2005, 12:56 AM
No dude you're thinking of cocroaches.

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Close enough I guess. Gasp

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Actually, I believe it's Cher.

And "CasselHoff" absorbs all biological warfare within its spongy muffin epidermis for its own consumption. So, good day to you, and thanks for feeding the beast. I swear, it was getting sick of Inq's enslaved subjects...

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I also don't have any sort of fortress. I just have Lasers that appear out of no where.

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Then get out of here you dirty homeless bastard. Or are you so dirty and homeless you can't read?

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I stick my tongue at you. Sticking Out Tongue

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Originally posted by OldSkoolRPGer@Feb 21 2005, 02:27 PM
Actually...you all lose...because none of you installed bio hazard control systems and I flooded all your bases with small pox, anthrax, SARS, plague-bearing fleas, and ebola.

Check and mate.

Good day, Gentlemen.

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WELL YOU HAVE JUST ELIMINATED THE ENEMY FOR US SIR THE INFIDEL BUGS BUNNY IS DESTROYED AND OUR CASTLE IS SAFE BECAUSE WE ARE NOT [GENTLE]MEN, BUT LADIES.

ROBOT LADIES WITH SMUT MAGAZINES

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... hmmm... I may ditch Shig's fort and go to yours Cherry.

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Casselhoff wants your body.

...for manual labor.

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This post has been fixed. I KNOW that it was ZimZim. Ask any admin.

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You've done it here as well? What a way to kill your own topic.

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