I have recieved the message from the one lord, Cob. The divine vegetation has sent word that his sprout will return like a thief in the night on this most sacred day and he will take all of his corn with him. The courageous emoticorn and all other corn incarnations will be led away by the most blessed spores to a field far, far away.
But with the glory of Cob, must also come the wrath. They who have opposed the sanctity of his dominion and have attempted to diminish it will spend eternity in the forum of eternal agony. Repent now and accept Cob, for in but a few short hours - it will be too late!
oh SNAP
oh SNAP
oh SNAP
edit: panic!!!
<span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'>There is nothing left to fear/Now that bigfoot is captured[/COLOR]