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20 April 2010 - 9:17pm

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We are facinated with killing stuff because we're all prototype mercinaries deployed by aliens to destroy the world of human beings so they have the planet all to themselves. So far they can make us lust for death, but they are unable to refine that lust to just human beings so they're afraid to unleash the ful magnitude of the lust.

Why do people have 5 fingers?

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20 April 2010 - 9:20pm

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because if we had six of them we couldn't give real jerks the finger.

why does the government hide the stuff the world actually needs?

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20 April 2010 - 9:51pm

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Because then they'd be out of a job.

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20 April 2010 - 9:59pm

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You use your tongue to taste the TP.

Why can't I think of a good nonsensical question to ask?

20 April 2010 - 10:24pm

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Because you're not thrusting against your keyboard hard enough.

If I were to cut off my own leg and eat it, would I still weigh the same?

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21 April 2010 - 6:03am

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Roflcopter @ Apr 21 2010, 03:11 AM wrote:

Why do people have 5 fingers?

R.A.V.S.O @ Apr 21 2010, 03:14 AM wrote:

because if we had six of them we couldn't give real jerks the finger.

This is my favourite so far!

To answer your question, you would weigh less because whilst you were eating your leg you would be losing significant amounts of blood I should think.

If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, why when I try to cellotape a slice of toast onto a cat's back does it not become an anti-gravity device?

21 April 2010 - 10:51am

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Because you were actually supposed to butter your cat's back.

Do you see the same colors I do? Is your red the same red as mine? I HAVE QUESTIONS!

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21 April 2010 - 3:18pm

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No, because your red is the princess-pink, the same color that's all over your bedroom walls.

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21 April 2010 - 5:01pm

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To quote George Carlin "Because it's fun! And their Pests." Animal instinct to fight and become dominant, my best theory to it but I wouldn't shun that instinct as many might, Helps survival lol. And remember kids... paint that big yellow smiley face on your RPG rockets, maybe a slogan to go with it like have a nice day, Take pride in your work, show them your professional and care! Lol.

21 April 2010 - 5:51pm

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umm... where's the question?

ok, to carry on.

why is the word "separate" written together?

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21 April 2010 - 5:54pm

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My bad, hmmn the question, too many but like why is the most ugliest man(from my take on the opposite sex I've asked) like Ron Jerimy getting so much ass... And being paid for it.

Why dose it feel so good to rip open an unsuspecting drivers door at a stopped red light, smile and say "Hi, my Names [Fill in blak], Ill be your car jacker for this evening." Always get a warm fuzzy feeling deep inside yanking him out and taking off with the newly acquired vehicle, not sure why. LOL.

22 April 2010 - 2:29am

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It's that new car smell...
It's like catnip for humans... :Drool:
It get's inside your head and forces you to get inside that car....
It's also partly due to the red light, scientists still don't why....

What's more fun, stabbing a knife into a toaster, or having a bath with a plugged in hairdrier?

22 April 2010 - 11:31am

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Stabbing a toaster because you never said that it was plugged in. And don't try to edit it now that I've pointed that out.

Why is it that people walking on sidewalks will make an effort to run to the other side just so they don't have to walk past someone? Bunch of paranoid imbeciles.

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22 April 2010 - 12:47pm

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You must be a scary person, because I only do that for freaks.

Who are you and what are you doing on my lawn?

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22 April 2010 - 2:33pm

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I'm here to bring you girlscout cookies and Krispie Kreme doughnuts. Oh, and my name is Seth.

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22 April 2010 - 4:55pm

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They will both be destroyed if dropped into an active volcanoe...

How come this computer refuses to play Spore?

22 April 2010 - 5:14pm

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seththemuse

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Because it hates you and is plotting to take over the world, much like Roflcopter and I are. Oh, wait...

Why is baked potato soup so much more delicious than a regular baked potato?

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22 April 2010 - 6:03pm

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Because you are doing it wrong.

Why do girls find it completely normal to text and talk on a phone while driving?

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22 April 2010 - 6:36pm

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Because apparently having a vagina makes multitasking easier...and they can put makeup on, as well as brush their hair on top of talking, texting and driving too!

Is the moon really made of cheese?

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22 April 2010 - 6:49pm

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Of course it is: just ask Wallace and Gromit. But it's not like any cheese you've ever tasted, not even Wensleydale!

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22 April 2010 - 6:51pm

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Lint, a partially melted bit of chocolate in a wrapper, and a wallet. Which is mine.

How the hell did you get my wallet? :No:

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22 April 2010 - 6:55pm

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In a past life I was the Artful Dodger (quite impressive considering he's a literary construct) and he must have had some transferable skills, one of which was presumably pickpocketing. Speaking of which:

What the Dickens?

22 April 2010 - 8:14pm

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What the Dickens is a television panel game, hosted by Sandi Toksvig. Team captains were Dave Gorman and Tim Brooke-Taylor for the first series, and are now Sue Perkins and Chris Addison. It is recorded at Sky Studios in West London.

Why are doves the sign of piece?

22 April 2010 - 8:15pm

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If I knew what kinda party this was going to be, I'd of stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

What the hell is that smell?

23 April 2010 - 10:16am

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the smell of a epic phailed life.... XD

(this topic sure was successfull )

why are kids forced to school when they can learn most life stuff from the outside?

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23 April 2010 - 11:34am

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Because adults can't control children through nature.

Do you like cookies or canned asparagus?

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23 April 2010 - 1:08pm

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none! I love trout flavored yogurt! (EB pun intended)

wikll we ever get to be cyborgs with cool hand weapons?

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23 April 2010 - 3:31pm

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MP3 players, chainsaw arms and railguns attached to our arms? Fuck yes, we will.

OK desu ka?

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23 April 2010 - 3:51pm

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egg_dragon @ Apr 21 2010, 05:53 AM wrote:

You use your tongue to taste the TP.

Why can't I think of a good nonsensical question to ask?

:lol3: ............

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OK desu Ka?

Its Buzz Buzz's guts on my weenie

How do fried bugs taste?

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23 April 2010 - 7:48pm

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according to nat-geo. like toasted almonds!

what do toasted almonds taste like?

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23 April 2010 - 7:49pm

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Fried bugs taste like chicken. Then again, what doesn't?

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23 April 2010 - 8:22pm

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Watching the sane and smart people's reactions to your antics, of course...and the jackets you get if you're insane, on top of it.

What's better for you? Letting a venomous snake slither about in your jeans or jumping into the water with a large group of sharks?

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23 April 2010 - 9:26pm

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Venomous snake, if you're a guy it's just like getting a vasectomy but free and more painful! But less humiliating...

What?

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23 April 2010 - 10:05pm

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Seth The Muse @ Apr 24 2010, 08:25 AM wrote:

OK desu ka?

Iie! (it means "no", but every english-japanese translator will tell you diferent!)

Rofl: What..?
What?
Wot Wots!
Spotty Wot and Dotty Wot!

Does anyone have any clue what I'm talking about?

23 April 2010 - 10:11pm

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Faintly. As in we're fainting from trying to comprehend.

How are you doing today?

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23 April 2010 - 10:13pm

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There isn't an anti-venom for being mangled by a shark.

Could someone think of a question for me? I'm pre-occupied with Movie Maker and Pokemon Pearl simultaneously.

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23 April 2010 - 10:18pm

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Asthayanax @ Apr 23 2010, 04:25 AM wrote:

Stabbing a toaster because you never said that it was plugged in. And don't try to edit it now that I've pointed that out.

Too tricky for me Asthayanax, but no I will not think of a question for you, my brain can't take the pressure...

Rolf: Yes, thanks.
Actually, no, now that I think about it, iie.
I've had to go play soccer in the rain with my bro and all his mates 'cos they didn't have fair teams, so I've been pushed around and trod on a few times...

Why is the sky blue?

23 April 2010 - 10:24pm

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The sky is blue because his girlfriend roke up with him and he can't get over it. Thanks for pointing it out, now he feels even worse, you jerk.

Why am I so darn hawt?

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23 April 2010 - 11:03pm

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Look at your profile picture, you set your self on fire
I'm sorry sky, will you forgive me?

24 April 2010 - 9:36pm

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No, because the sky has no feelings, you idiot!

Is the meatloaf in the oven done yet?

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24 April 2010 - 10:05pm

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If the ovens spewing out black smoke... it's done

Why is flossing so damn hard?

24 April 2010 - 10:54pm

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Because your fingers in your mouth usually results in vomiting reflexes popping up.

Why is it so hard for me to focus on anything nowadays?

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24 April 2010 - 11:27pm

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Quote:

Because your fingers in your mouth usually results in vomiting reflexes popping up.

True...

Had you eye's check lately?

What's it like to be a huge, giant, ugly, alien monster that blows everything up?

25 April 2010 - 12:04am

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Too much damn fun.

What's that behind you?

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25 April 2010 - 12:11am

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A huge, giant, ugly, alien monster that blows everything up!!!

If MJ came back to life would you...

a) Run away in terror
b) Do nothing
c) Dance and sing with him
d) Claim to be the guy who brought him back to life

25 April 2010 - 2:14am

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I pick e) pretend to be a small child to gain his interest and then take over his estate because that's too damn awesome. :Drool:

Why is Doctor Who so damn interesting?

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25 April 2010 - 3:48am

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Name someone that isn't interesting, who travells thorugh time and space, saving humanity and killing huge, giant, ugly, alien monsters that blow everything up...

Why is Mirabelspit logged in right now, evn though she/he was the one who posted all that spam?
I thought we banned them or something?

25 April 2010 - 4:52am

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Yes, they have been logged in a number of times, heaven knows what for. They won't be posting anyway, as I've stopped their posting ability indefinitely.

Speaking as an Englishman, why do I find Doctor Who, England's most recognised exhibition of tacky plotlines and rubber monsters, so inexorably cheesy and painful to watch, yet I can watch Star Trek, America's most recognised exhibition for tacky plotlines and rubber monsters, until the cows (or at least the crew of Voyager) come home?

25 April 2010 - 11:42am

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Because you obviously haven't seen the awsomeness which is the british accent!

Why are british accents so damn awsome?

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25 April 2010 - 12:18pm

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Because Jean-Luc Picard, apparently French with a British Accent, would not have been as captivating to the North American audience.

Ever step on a game controller and nearly fall over?

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