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What the [corn] do you have against me, [corn]? Don't make me get the (corn-based) mafia on your [corn]. :cornninja:

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Originally posted by The Omen@Mar 31 2005, 10:41 PM
WELCOME TO CORNWALL.

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<span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'>There is nothing left to fear/Now that bigfoot is captured[/COLOR]

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Originally posted by OMFG Tom@Mar 31 2005, 10:48 PM
What the [corn] do you have against me, [corn]? Don't make me get the (corn-based) mafia on your [corn]. :cornninja:

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Corn Mafia? Hmm hmm.

Don Corneone... sounds good.

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nothing Tom, I just like picking on the UoG [corn]s :corngrin:

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Who did this, did $0m3b0 dy win temporary admin, WTF :cornconfused: :cornconfused: :cornconfused: :cornconfused:

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<Jankx> psygon u r now initiated
<Psygon> What does that mean?
<Jankx> into "the cool club"
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS ABOUT CORN #19:
<span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'>Q. Could sex be the answer to worm-free corn?</span>

A. You bet. You corn-eating worms had better watch your sexual habits; they could lead to your demise!

ARS scientists are working on a new technology which they hope will allow growers to control Helicoverpa zea (the corn earworm, tomato fruitworm and cotton bollworm) with fewer chemicals than currently used. The scientists are hoping to capitalize on a peculiar habit of the adult female H. zea: she feeds the first night after she emerges and postpones mating until the second night. If what it is that attracts the moths to certain flowers can be determined, then perhaps the food can be laced with pesticides and thus kill the females before they have a chance to mate.

So now the trick is to reproduce the plant's flower scents artificially. Scientists have identified about a dozen major compounds within the floral extracts--all of them easily synthesized. But the question still remains: which of those dozen compounds is the one or ones that actually attracts the moths? Since there are thousands of possible mixtures, it may take a year or longer to discover the ideal combination. Once that has been done, the floral attractant, a feeding stimulant, and an insecticide could be impregnated in a twist tie which could be wrapped around the cornstalk or tomato vine.

The twist tie, unlike sprayed insecticides, need never touch the ear of corn or the tomato. Yet, the insecticide would be much more effective than trying to kill caterpillars burrowed deep into a plant. Since each female is capable of laying 500 eggs, killing the females before mating would require less expensive chemicals. Finally, since moths can travel 300 miles or more in a single night, this method will stop them before they have a chance to travel, spreading crop damage.

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[22:53] <Zheil> I heard in some countries... people EAT corn.
[22:53] <Zheil> Alive.
[22:53] <Zheil> Sometimes even boil them and pour salt on their wounds
[22:53] <PaulC> jesus fucking christ
[22:53] <Gon-X-Gon> oh my god
[22:53] <TheOmen> Frown
[22:54] <TheOmen> that is horrible
[22:54] <TheOmen> Zheil
[22:54] <Gon-X-Gon> SEND IN THE CORN SPECIAL FORCES!

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AWW DON'T FEEL INADEQUATE, FONDLE THAT CORN, GEORGE :corneek: :corneek:
GOD BLESS THE USA

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Originally posted by PaulC@Apr 1 2005, 04:03 AM

AWW DON'T FEEL INADEQUATE, FONDLE THAT CORN, GEORGE :corneek: :corneek:
GOD BLESS THE USA

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Or maybe the corn fondles the bush? Think on that mothershuckers. :corntard:


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They are fondling each other.
It is a interspecies relationship.
Just wait 'til the videos come out.

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I can't!

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You guys are really good at this like... corn... pun thing (...)


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on reflection I think you are right tgp, bush definitely has a "jesus christ this piece of corn just raped me in the ass until I bled" look on his face, and I apologize to our commander in chief for maligning him in light of this horrific sexual assault :cornsad:

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Originally posted by PaulC@Apr 1 2005, 04:10 AM
on reflection I think you are right tgp, bush definitely has a "jesus christ this piece of corn just raped me in the ass until I bled" look on his face, and I apologize to our commander in chief for maligning him in light of this horrific sexual assault :cornsad:

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Too bad you have the edited version, I have the whole thing, where it pans down and all that can be seen below the waist is a bountiful plethora of corn on bush action. The video is plenty hot, the corn starts to get tired and fails to please the bush, but all of a sudder this eggplant whips out and starts the party all up again, putting the corn to shame.

edit: And there were totally no sexual innuendos in that paragraph I just wrote, I swear.


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Originally posted by thegrandpenguin@Apr 1 2005, 04:14 AM
Too bad you have the edited version, I have the whole thing, where it pans down and all that can be seen below the waist is a bountiful plethora of corn on bush action. The video is plenty hot, the corn starts to get tired and fails to please the bush, but all of a sudder this eggplant whips out and starts the party all up again, putting the corn to shame.

edit: And there were totally no sexual innuendos in that paragraph I just wrote, I swear.

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:cornpics:

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(FIRST CORN PICS IN LEGENDARY CORN THREAD)

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now the corn aliens will rename earth "cornicorpia" after ridding us all off this planet.

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I have to say, that was a really good pun.

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Corn Town is gay

Inq should like it.

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Originally posted by Blue Barry Jam@Apr 1 2005, 05:16 AM
Corn Town is gay
Inq should like it.

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:cornlol: I saw you edit that.


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Somehow i knew something would happen. One of my usual websites did one. I thought hmmm The town probably did something too. So i go check and voila Corn Town. I can tell you right now i thought The jacket was gonna pull a fake Town getting dead thing, I never expected corn. :cornninja:
And yes you are killing the kitty's. :cornsad: :cornlol:



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Originally posted by LegionareMaster@Apr 1 2005, 05:38 AM
Somehow i knew something would happen. One of my usual websites did one. I thought hmmm The town probably did something too. So i go check and voila Corn Town. I can tell you right now i thought The jacket was gonna pull a fake Town getting dead thing, I never expected corn. :cornninja:
And yes you are killing the kitty's. :cornsad: :cornlol:

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Bye, guys.

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Originally posted by OMFG Tom@Mar 31 2005, 09:50 PM
Bye, guys.

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take it to Live Journal


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:cornpics:
........:corndance:

.......:cornrolleyes: < Hai sexy

:cornred: < This is entirely innapropriate and unfunny.
:cornwtf: :corntard: :cornlol: :corncool: <stfu noob

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Y helo thar, Mr. Corn.

:cornconfused:

:cornninja:

I'm afraid your cornfu will not save you now. We have you cornered!

:corneek:

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You have no idea how much I love you guys.

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Originally posted by Shiguru Wazzat@Apr 1 2005, 01:43 PM
You have no idea how much I love you guys.

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:corncran:

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Originally posted by Shiguru Wazzat@Apr 1 2005, 01:43 PM
You have no idea how much I love you guys.

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Is that you or the corn talking? :cornsmile:


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You fail at corn.

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This is not humourous. I'll be reporting all those who took part.

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Re: Corn Comic

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Originally posted by TheInquisitor@Apr 1 2005, 02:05 PM
This is not humourous. I'll be reporting all those who took part.

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Is there corn in Britain? :corntard:


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Originally posted by thegrandpenguin@Apr 1 2005, 09:08 AM
Is there corn in Britain? :corntard:

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Naturally. How do you think Zumbum got so corny?

Pretty girl make mesa corny...

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i r not corny

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This is the corniest idea I've ever seen. And yes, that was a corny line. :corncool:

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Originally posted by thegrandpenguin@Apr 1 2005, 03:08 PM
Is there corn in Britain? :corntard:

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We call it "Maize".

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This is the worst display of cornography I have ever seen.

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What the freaking hell is up with this? Honestly?

Corocopia cornography!! :cornpics:

???????????

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Puns, puns, puns...

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Old, old, old.

Locked and moved to the Anthology.

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Guess who's back!

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