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HELP

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING TO STOP THE CORN MENACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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who the OAROAROARO

RAORO!!!!!!!!! @ emoticons


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Oh SNAP.
What the hell is this all about anyway? Inside joke or something?

<span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'>There is nothing left to fear/Now that bigfoot is captured[/COLOR]

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The worst joke. Ever.

Out of all things, it had to be corn. Personally I would made it dildos or something people actually find weird.

wtf Jacket

Schala "Kidd" Zheil

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Oh snap! OOOOEEEE! Oh Snap!!! Snap Snap Snap! OOOEEEEEE! I love corn. But seriously, what the hell guys?!

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I don't quite get it as well... but it does feel different. :cornlol:
:corncool: :corntard:
Hahah.

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:corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance:
Someone put a good deal of effort into this. But it doesn't match up to cow day because there is no CORN background image. Boo.

<span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'>There is nothing left to fear/Now that bigfoot is captured[/COLOR]

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You don't know what you have done.

Schala "Kidd" Zheil

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The yellow makes my eyes bleed... it just doesn't work right with the blue we got here...

EDIT: Heheheh, I'm good at complaining... or am I?

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The Apocolypse is upon us :corndance:


Remember the - 4/1/05

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Quote:

Originally posted by PaulC@Mar 31 2005, 10:00 PM
:corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance: :corndance:

[post=167359]Quoted post[/post]

Step 1: Look intently at the dancing corn
Step 2: Play Pokemon battle music in the background

You have now achieved Nirvana

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Holy fuck. :corneek:

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I'm afraid to...

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< Hoping this is a permanent change :cornninja:


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What.

The.

Corn.

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:cornwtf:

Seriously, this yellow is making kittens die. So are the smilies.

:cornconfused: :corncool: :corndance: :corneek: :corngrin: :cornlol: :cornmad: :cornninja:

Die kittens die!!! I'll teach you to bite me!!!

Anyhow, I guess this means Happy April 1st.

Good, bad, I'm the mod with the gun.

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Quote:

Originally posted by The Omen@Apr 1 2005, 03:11 AM
What.
The.
Corn.

[post=167369]Quoted post[/post]

Hehe, you said corn :cornlol:


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Join the cornism cult today, and learn more about corn. Even meet the corn god.

He doesn't sign autographs.

Schala "Kidd" Zheil

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Oh em gee

... This is odd... It's not even April Fools day yet!

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This day will go down in history my friends. We are on the ground floor of amazing events. Schoolchildren will read of these posts someday.
FIRST GAY CORN EMOTICON IN THE LEGENDARY CORN THREAD: :corncran:

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Actually I think that's the second one PaulC...

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No it totally wasn't

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Originally posted by Zheil@Mar 31 2005, 09:49 PM
The worst joke. Ever.

Out of all things, it had to be corn. Personally I would made it dildos or something people actually find weird.

wtf Jacket

[post=167353]Quoted post[/post]

See... Your's is second!

EDIT: :corndance: Me no hate you mr. PaulC, me just like seeing you not as l337 as I thought you were!

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I am SO taking screenshots. :corncool:

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I see no gay corn in that post

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Oh I'm sorry you're right... I wonder how I couldn't see it before. He's just bi.

Sorry, I guess you are as |337 as I thought you were.

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Quote:

Originally posted by The Omen@Apr 1 2005, 03:23 AM
I am SO taking screenshots. :corncool:

[post=167381]Quoted post[/post]

your not the only one, I'm up to 17.

:cornsmile:


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If it's worth remembering it should be remembered.

... In other words I'm too lazy to take screenshots... okay nvm, here I go!

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Great great great. After this is done you guys send me your screenies and I will make a special section for it on the TOwnies Page.

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My screenies suck,

Oh and TGP, I LOVE your avatar!

PaulC, you're right... It's gone!

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I'm such a fucking rebel.

edit: VIVA LA REVOLUTION


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THIS FORUM HAS EXPLODED

IT HAS BECOME


<span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'>POPCORN TOWN</span>

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Wow, I can't believe I'm procrastinating on my English paper due tomorrow... for THIS!

Pure Gold.

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Originally posted by thegrandpenguin@Mar 31 2005, 10:31 PM

I'm such a fucking rebel.

edit: VIVA LA REVOLUTION

[post=167388]Quoted post[/post]

Awww. I think little fidel here needs a hug.
(FIRST HUG IN THE LEGENDARY CORN THREAD)
:cornsmile: :cornsmile:

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Originally posted by Rpgmikel@Apr 1 2005, 03:33 AM
Wow, I can't believe I'm procrastinating on my English paper due tomorrow... for THIS!
Pure Gold.

[post=167390]Quoted post[/post]

I have you beat, there's a distinct possibility that I won't get my senior paper done in time because of this.

And I like it. :corntard:


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Now I'm Mr. Cornegie! The jokes and puns have driven me insane!

Edit- TGP: Sorry to hear that, we should make a group:

"Distracted by Corn Anonymous"

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Quote:

Originally posted by Rpgmikel@Apr 1 2005, 03:35 AM
Now I'm Mr. Cornegie! The jokes and puns have driven me insane!

[post=167393]Quoted post[/post]

:corncran:


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That's not very nice... :cornsad:

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In the interests of SCIENCE I have done a google search for "corn lesbians"
The results... may astound you.

http://corn.date.com/dating/oklahoma.htm
http://www.lesbian.com/columns/astrology/2...0801_jenny.html
http://home.earthlink.net/~sagesweetwater/id2.html
http://gaycitynews.com/gcn_305/softporncorn.html

WE ARE ON THE BRINK
YOU PAID FOR YOUR ENTIRE COMPUTER SEAT BUT YOU WILL ONLY USE THE EDGE

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Originally posted by Rpgmikel@Apr 1 2005, 03:37 AM
That's not very nice... :cornsad:

[post=167395]Quoted post[/post]

*cornhug :cornsmile:

edit: Jacket where is the cornheart? :cornconfused:


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yay I feel better :corngrin:

Seriously where is the cornheart?

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WELCOME TO CORNWALL.

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Holy fucking hell unbanned.
:cornninja:

whoa sigless

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Originally posted by OMFG Tom@Apr 1 2005, 03:41 AM
Holy fucking hell.
:cornninja:

[post=167400]Quoted post[/post]

:cornwtf:

probation?

edit: cornation?


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OMFG He's back!

What did you [this word has been replaced by the following: corn]ing [corn]ards do!?

We're all going to [corn]!

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24 hours, Tom, remember. 24 hours.

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Oh thank [corn]...

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[22:05] <TheOmen> Holy fuck
[22:06] <TheOmen> Corn Town
[22:06] <OMFGTom> Yeah...
[22:06] <OMFGTom> too bad i cant particapate
[22:06] <OMFGTom> Oh Noes!
[22:06] <Zatham> ahahah yeah
[22:06] <Zatham> you blew it
[22:06] <Zatham> >)
[22:06] <OMFGTom> ...
[22:06] <OMFGTom> I blew nothing, sir.
[22:06] <Zatham> polish my knob
[22:06] <OMFGTom> Except you Heart
[22:06] <OMFGTom> ....
[22:06] <Zatham> if Inq sees the town he will be like
[22:06] <Zatham> "THIS-IS-NOT-HUMOROUS"
[22:06] <Zatham> "I-WILL-FILE-A-COMPLAINT-AGAINST-ALL-PARTICIPANTS"
[22:07] <PaulC> har
[22:07] <OMFGTom> sent a pm @ omen
[22:07] <TheOmen> I request an explanation
[22:08] <Zatham> Omen
[22:08] <Zatham> from the bottom of my heart
[22:08] <Zatham> please get a haircut.
[22:08] <Gon-X-Gon> ...
[22:09] <Zatham> ... @ this ad: "UFOs CAUGHT ON TAPE"
[22:09] <Zatham> mmm
[22:09] <TheKernel> new emoticon
[22:09] <Zatham> ufos gone wild
[22:09] <TheKernel> emoticorn
[22:09] <Zatham> oroRORO >)
[22:09] <Gon-X-Gon> what's wrong with his hairs?
[22:09] <OMFGTom> sent reply @ you omen
[22:09] <TheOmen> Jacket, tell me what the hell is going on
[22:09] <OMFGTom> Woo, @ corn ninja
[22:09] <Zatham> Yes.
[22:09] <Zatham> "EXPLAIN-YOURSELF"

ON IRC TOO!

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Quote:

Originally posted by thegrandpenguin@Mar 31 2005, 10:42 PM
:cornwtf:

probation?

edit: cornation?

[post=167401]Quoted post[/post]

I don't think it really matters anymore... :cornsmile:

Schala "Kidd" Zheil

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